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Relationship Misadventures Part II: Hormone Hell
J and I spent the majority of this weekend fighting. I will say 2 things about this straight off: Yes, I can feel that I am insane and that I overreact to everything right now. Hello, I’m pregnant. J...
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Breast-feeding in Public: It’s My Prerogative
WARNING: These shenanigans are kind of political, and provide pictures of, *gasp*, breasts. I’m providing this warning not because of the pictures, but mostly because some people really aren’t...
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All Families are Psychotic
“All families are psychotic, so sayeth Douglas Coupland” (Me, just now). OMG guys, I just realized. My parents are divorced. This must mean that I’m going to be a horrible influence on my child. NOT....
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Internet Celebrity
Peeps, I’m so happy, I think I just jizzed in my pants. Except that that’s physically impossible. Also, I’m not wearing pants. Ok, that’s a lie. I am wearing pants, but it would be funnier if I...
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Greetings from the floor
I think I’m having an identity crisis. And I’ve lost my bed. And my hands. I haven’t washed my hair in five days. Ew, right? Don’t worry, I spot wash the places that matter daily. Always wash your...
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Greetings from my Kitchen Dance Party (I suck at cleaning)
I have never been tidy. Most of my parent/child battles were over picking up after myself. It was typical to go for weeks without seeing my bedroom floor. Who needs carpet when you can make your own...
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Every Mommy Needs a Daddy Sometimes
So after yet another night of four feedings I groggily and reluctantly woke up before the sunrise because Baby H said so. I went down, popped a T-Disc in the machine and cried to myself a little bit. I...
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How to (Sleep) Train Your Dragon(s)
Image from deubellzebub’s Etsy store. Go buy something so that I don’t get sued for stealing this image. I think Baby Dragon is about to fall asleep for his early morning nap, but I can never be too...
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Powers of Invisibility
I might be invisible. I walk in a door and everyone beelines for the kid, which is fine, because I totally don’t need them to validate their love for me as an individual. I know how awesome I am. I...
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The Other Other White Meat
Yup. I’m still alive and well. The alive part is for sure, the well part is debatable. For one, I have a horrible head cold that I caught from my offspring. While I am incredibly grateful that his...
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